This is what we think cats would be saying to us if we could understand them!

Cards are printed on 150mm x 150mm textured board, and come with a white envelope and cello wrap.

Left blank inside for your own message.

  • Don't you just love cats when they're getting a fix of catnip?! Our two boys are hilarious and provide hours of entertainment! Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board.  
  • Hungry cats... Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board and blank inside for your own message.
  • This is based onone of our cats, he's much bigger now. Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board and blank inside for your own message.
  • I don't think I've ever seen such ninja moves from anyone apart from Alf Skitten.  As soon as a fly appears in the room he transforms from apparently asleep, to a lightning fast and gruesome pouncing machine.  I can't watch those flies as they end up in the jaws of our fly killer kitty.....! Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board. Printed on FSC certified board.
  • Aaaah, don't you just love coming home to a pusskin? That lovely fluffy furball, rubbing against your legs and miaowing incessantly for those certain small pillow shaped cat biscuit treats which are the crack cocaine of the cat world? Sweet. Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board and blank inside for your own message. Printed on FSC certified board.
  • Aren't they brilliant - a new box and their eyes immediately light up.  In the greetings card industry we have new boxes arriving every week and our boys can barely contain their excitement as they try to contain themselves.  Cats would squash themselves into a matchbox if they could, or find a massive box and pretend they're driving a car. Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board and blank inside for your own message.
  • Cats really love sunbathing don't they? So do Lemurs as it happens...they like to sit in direct sunshine and look like they're meditating. Maybe they actually ARE meditating...nobody will ever know for sure.  If only they could talk to us. Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board and blank inside for your own message.
  • Imagine that; being taken to visit the Doctors one day, having a nap and then waking up without your family jewels. It would be a bit of a shock, wouldn't it? Alf Skitten wasn't impressed I can tell you...and I still don't think he has forgiven us yet. Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board and blank inside for your own message.  
  • Poor mice. Have you ever trodden on a dead mouse with your bare feet? Oh it's disgusting. Our cats probably think it's hilarious. Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board and blank inside for your own message.  
  • It's true! I mean have you ever seen a cat try to use a flannel? No! It's lucky for them that they're so bendy they can get to those hard to reach places with their scratchy little tongues. Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board and blank inside for your own message.
  • Poopster

    £3.00
    Bloody cats! It doesn't matter if they have door / window / cat flap open, or a sparkling clean litter tray, every now and then, there will just be that one rebellious poop on the carpet, and always at an inconvenient time. The vicar round for tea, a dinner party, or as you are just about to leave home to catch a train. Why...? WHY??? Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board and blank inside for your own message.
  • What do the cats get up to after dark.  It is a mystery. Card measures 150mm x 150mm, with a white envelope, both  sealed in a clear cello bag. Printed on a textured, FSC certified board and blank inside for your own message.