Funny Gym Card for Him, Intermittent Fasting Joke Card, Fitness Humour Birthday Card for Man, Sarcastic Workout Card

A funny greeting card for the man who has absolutely no interest in hearing about somebody else’s fasting window, hydration goals or step count.
Featuring the captions:
“I’ve been up since 5am, intermittent fasting and tracking my steps and water intake”
and
“The only thing I’m tracking is how many times I want to punch you in the face”
Perfect for a husband, boyfriend, brother, son, friend or colleague with a dry, sarcastic sense of humour.

This cheeky design is ideal for gym-goers, fitness fans, reluctant exercisers or anyone who knows that wellness chat can become deeply irritating very quickly. A brilliant birthday card or just-because card for men who appreciate blunt humour and a bit of gym-related mockery.
Part of the Going Postal greeting card range from Go La La.

Card details
5 x 7 inches
Printed on FSC-certified uncoated textured card stock
Blank inside for your own message
Supplied with an owl grey envelope

Designed and printed in the UK

Card details:

• Measures 127mm x 177mm
• Printed on silk board
• Supplied with a grey envelope
• Designed and made in the UK
• Blank inside for your own message