Funny New Baby Card for Him, Pregnancy Joke Card, Rude Dad to Be Humour, Calling in Sick Work Joke

A funny greeting card for the man who has absolutely no interest in hearing about somebody else’s fasting window, hydration goals or step count.
Featuring the captions:
“I’ve been up since 5am, intermittent fasting and tracking my steps and water intake”
and
“The only thing I’m tracking is how many times I want to punch you in the face”
Perfect for a husband, boyfriend, brother, son, friend or colleague with a dry, sarcastic sense of humour.

This cheeky design is ideal for gym-goers, fitness fans, reluctant exercisers or anyone who knows that wellness chat can become deeply irritating very quickly. A brilliant birthday card or just-because card for men who appreciate blunt humour and a bit of gym-related mockery.
Part of the Going Postal greeting card range from Go La La.

Card details
5 x 7 inches
Printed on FSC-certified uncoated textured card stock
Blank inside for your own message
Supplied with an owl grey envelope

Designed and printed in the UK

A funny greeting card for the man whose mysterious “new baby” requires an immediate day off work, despite not technically existing yet.
Featuring the conversation:
“Sorry boss, I can’t come to work today, it’s because of my new baby!”
“Congratulations, is it a boy or a girl?”
“I dunno, I’ll let you know in about 9 months!”

Perfect for a husband, boyfriend, dad-to-be, brother, son, friend or colleague with a cheeky sense of humour. This brilliantly inappropriate design makes a funny pregnancy announcement card, new baby card, birthday card or workplace humour card for someone who enjoys rude jokes and shameless excuses for avoiding work.
Part of the Going Postal greeting card range from Go La La.

Card details:

• Measures 127mm x 177mm
• Printed on silk board
• Supplied with a grey envelope
• Designed and made in the UK
• Blank inside for your own message